Dad came back from Utah, and was telling Mom and me about a sign that he saw in an authentic western steakhouse: "A good cowgirl keeps her calves together and her gate shut."
When I was moving onto campus for the first time, Mom was with me to help out. We had to go to University Health Services because I needed a meningitis shot. Mom saw a bowl of condoms, set out like a bowl of candy. Reaching for them, she suddenly realized her mistake, "I thought they were Jolly Ranchers!" I do suppose you could call them that.
[Note: my parents aren't skanky, nor are they repressed. I just thought these were pretty funny jokes.]
What I'm wondering is, did Rebecca leave with any interesting new ideas for Reformation Day?
ReplyDeleteI've not, in my adult, had a reformation day party. I mean, growing up, we had "Fall Harvest Parties" that happened to fall on Halloween, and we jokingly referred to them as Reformation Day parties.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll celebrate Reformation Day this year! Also, I like the clarification on the Pope pinata being an effigy of the office, not a man.