Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Dirty Jokes, my Parents

Dad came back from Utah, and was telling Mom and me about a sign that he saw in an authentic western steakhouse: "A good cowgirl keeps her calves together and her gate shut."

When I was moving onto campus for the first time, Mom was with me to help out. We had to go to University Health Services because I needed a meningitis shot. Mom saw a bowl of condoms, set out like a bowl of candy. Reaching for them, she suddenly realized her mistake, "I thought they were Jolly Ranchers!" I do suppose you could call them that.

[Note: my parents aren't skanky, nor are they repressed. I just thought these were pretty funny jokes.]

2 comments:

  1. What I'm wondering is, did Rebecca leave with any interesting new ideas for Reformation Day?

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  2. I've not, in my adult, had a reformation day party. I mean, growing up, we had "Fall Harvest Parties" that happened to fall on Halloween, and we jokingly referred to them as Reformation Day parties.

    I think I'll celebrate Reformation Day this year! Also, I like the clarification on the Pope pinata being an effigy of the office, not a man.

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