Tabletop Roleplaying Games That Do Not Exist

Here is a list of tabletop roleplaying games that I would like to try that do not, as far as I know, exist.

Contemporary Mormon Evangelist
Boys Building a Fort in a Backyard
Cowboy
East India Company
Hobo
Persecuted Anabaptist
Feuding Stage Magicians
Medieval Peasant
Dr. Seuss' I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
Office Politics
Amish Paradise
Child soldier in Africa
Inca
Bag Lady
Cistercian Monk
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New Product Idea: Pop-Up Textbook

When I was a child, I read oodles of pop-up books, and was mesmerized by them. There should be pop-up textbooks, where Isaac Newton springs up into your FACE and you can pull a tab and help him discover calculus.

New Product Idea: Mini Combo Washer/Dryer

I hate it when I wake up in the morning, and I don't have any clean trousers because I forgot to do laundry the night before. When I do remember the wash, I hate it when I have to mosey on down to the basement, barely awake, to extract my trousers from the dryer, first thing in the morning. I hate it when I put on cold clothes in the winter.

If I had a Mini Combo Washer/Dryer, none of these problems would affect me. I wouldn't have a dresser, just a rather large hamper. Then, every morning, I would toss the clothes I would need for the day into the Mini Combo Washer/Dryer, which would have them ready for me, nice and fresh and clean and warm, right as I step out of the shower. (The clothes would get clean very quickly, because it's only like one shirt and one pair of trousers.)

No worries about forgetting laundry the night before! No moseying into the basement on a cold winter morning! No cold clothes!

Also: I could wear my favorite trousers a week straight and not smell funny.

New Product Idea: Placebluetooth

I like to talk to myself, but people look at me funny when I do.

Solution: Placebluetooth. It looks like a Bluetooth headset, but it doesn't actually do anything. Except make me look not-crazy!

(Note: The "place" in Placebluetooth isn't pronounced like a place you go, it's like the "place" in "placebo".)